30 Cat Jokes for Cat Owners That Are Purr-fectly Funny

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Calling all cat parents! If your camera roll is overflowing with photos of your furry friend, you’re going to love these clean, family-friendly jokes. These purr-fectly funny quips are great for sharing with kids or texting to your fellow feline fans.

One-liner Cat Jokes

  1. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
  2. What do cats like to read? Cat-alogues.
  3. Why was the cat so small? It only ate condensed milk.
  4. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.
  5. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  6. Why do cats always win video games? Because they have nine lives.
  7. What did the cat say when it lost its toys? You’ve got to be kitten me.
  8. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
  9. Why did the cat sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
  10. Why was the teenager embarrassed? His cat litter-ally followed him to school.

Cat Puns

  1. You’ve purr-obably heard this one before, but I’m feline good today.
  2. That cat is one cool cat-astrophe of cuteness.
  3. I’m not kitten around when I say these jokes are pawsome.
  4. Let’s talk about cat-itude — mine is off the charts.
  5. I’m fur-ever making cat puns.
  6. This party is a cat-astrophe without my cat.
  7. Fur real, these puns just keep coming.
  8. My cat’s favorite magazine? Cosmew-politan.
  9. I feel like I’ve used up one of my nine lives with all these puns.
  10. Don’t be a scaredy-cat, share this article.

Knock-Knock Cat Jokes

  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cat. Cat who? Cat-ch me if you can!
  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kitten. Kitten who? Kitten around with you makes my day.
  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paws. Paws who? Paws what you’re doing and pet me.
  4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Meow. Meow who? Me-ow-t of my way — I need treats.
  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Feline. Feline who? Feline good about these jokes yet?

Cat Riddles

  1. I have fur and whiskers and I love to nap. Sometimes I hiss, but mostly I purr on your lap. What am I? (A cat)
  2. I like to chase red dots and knock things off shelves. I climb up curtains and groom myself. Who am I? (A cat)
  3. What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? (A cat-has-trophy)
  4. I like boxes more than the toys inside them. I can sleep anywhere but love a sunny window. What am I? (A cat)
  5. When is a cat like a lemon? (When it’s a sour-puss)

Hope these cat jokes made you purr with laughter. Share them with your friends and brighten someone’s day!