All Day Jokes started with a petty little frustration: I could never find one good clean joke fast enough.
Every search turned up a wall of ads, a “funniest jokes of all time” list that wasn’t, and maybe one decent joke buried at the very bottom. So I started keeping my own. This site is that collection, grown up: clean jokes, sorted so you can actually find the right one, with none of the filler you have to scroll past everywhere else.
Who is behind this
I am Ryan Carter, a dad of two and a former elementary classroom aide. I have told a lot of jokes to a lot of tough audiences, and I have learned exactly which ones land and which ones earn a blank stare. Every joke here gets tested on real kids, real coworkers, or the family group chat before it makes the list.
How a joke earns its spot
Every joke has to pass three tests before it makes the list:
- Clean enough for a classroom.
- Simple enough to repeat from memory.
- Good enough to earn a real reaction, whether that is a laugh or an honest groan.
If a joke needs explaining, it does not make the cut. And the weak ones get cut, even when it hurts.
What you will find
Hundreds of jokes, sorted by who you are trying to make laugh and what the occasion calls for.
Why we keep it clean
Clean does not mean boring. It means you can tell the joke to your kid, your coworker, and your grandmother without thinking twice. That is a higher bar than just being edgy, and clearing it is the entire point of this site.