30 Clean School Jokes for Kids That Are Actually Funny

School doesn’t have to be all homework and tests. A good laugh can make even the longest class period go by faster. Here are 30 clean school jokes that are actually funny and perfect for kids and adults alike.

  1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
  2. Why was the broom late for class? It over-swept.
  3. Why did the computer bring a sweater to school? Because it had a lot of bytes.
  4. Why was the music teacher a good fisherman? Because he had perfect pitch.
  5. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
  6. What’s a snake’s favorite subject? Hiss-tory.
  7. Why was the math test so happy? It was full of positive problems.
  8. What did one pencil say to the other? Looks like you’re looking sharp.
  9. Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  10. What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi.
  11. Why do magicians do so well in school? They can always make their problems disappear.
  12. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
  13. Why can’t you do math in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.
  14. Why did the student sit on his watch? He wanted to be on time.
  15. Why was the chalkboard always happy? It had a lot of class.
  16. How do bees get to school? On the school buzz.
  17. Why did the kid bring a blanket to math class? To keep warm during cold calculations.
  18. What’s a pirate’s favorite subject? Arrrt.
  19. Why was the geometry book so adorable? Because it had acute angles.
  20. Why did the teacher jump into the pool? She wanted to test the water.
  21. Why do math teachers love parks? Because of all the natural logs.
  22. What’s a ghost’s favorite subject? Boo-ology.
  23. Why did the kid sit in the tree during lunch? He wanted a higher education.
  24. What’s a skeleton’s favorite subject? Anatomy.
  25. Why don’t calculators make good friends? They’re always something you can count on.
  26. Why do spiders do well in school? They know everything on the web.
  27. How did the student feel after lunch? Full of knowledge.
  28. Why did the clock do well on his test? He had good timing.
  29. Why did the student throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
  30. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? Bookworms.

Hope these school jokes make your school days brighter. Share them with classmates and teachers!