30 Dachshund Jokes for Sausage Dog Lovers

Dachshunds may be small, but their long bodies and big personalities make them the perfect subject for jokes. If you’re a wiener dog fan, these jokes will have you wagging your tail with laughter.

One liner dachshund jokes

  1. Why do dachshunds love summer? Because they’re true hot dogs.
  2. What do you call a dachshund magician? A labracadachshund.
  3. How do dachshunds greet each other? With a long hello.
  4. Why did the dachshund sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a chili dog.
  5. What’s a dachshund’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
  6. Why are dachshunds great storytellers? They can stretch any tale.

Dachshund puns

  1. My dachshund is so long he’s a real stretch of a friend.
  2. That wiener dog is bun-believable.
  3. When my dachshund misbehaves, it’s a real faux paw.
  4. Our dachshund loves to ketchup on his reading.
  5. Life with a dachshund is simply pawsome.
  6. This sausage dog always relishes his walks.

Knock knock dachshund jokes

  1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wiener. Wiener who? Wiener you going to give me a treat?
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bun. Bun who? Bun and done, said the dachshund after his meal.
  3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Stretch. Stretch who? Stretch out on the couch with your favorite dachshund.
  4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Relish. Relish who? Relish the time you spend with me, says the wiener dog.
  5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sausage. Sausage who? Sausage a cute pup you have there.
  6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard up some courage and pet the dachshund.

Dachshund funnies

  1. Why did the dachshund start a bakery? He kneaded more buns.
  2. What’s a dachshund’s favorite city? Frankfurt.
  3. How do dachshunds stay fit? They do long stretches.
  4. What do you get when you cross a dachshund with a computer? A lot of bytes in a small package.
  5. Why was the dachshund a great musician? He had perfect pitch.
  6. What’s a dachshund’s favorite movie? The Longest Yard.
  7. Why did the wiener dog join the choir? He had a sausage soprano.
  8. How do dachshunds cool off? They lie in the shade like a bun in a bun warmer.
  9. Why did the dachshund wear a sweater? To stay frank and toasty.
  10. What do dachshunds use to surf the web? A hot spot.
  11. Why are dachshunds bad at hide and seek? They always stick out.
  12. What did the dachshund say to his owner? I’m just a little frank about my feelings.

Enjoy these dachshund jokes and share them with your fellow sausage dog enthusiasts!