Dachshunds may be small, but their long bodies and big personalities make them the perfect subject for jokes. If you’re a wiener dog fan, these jokes will have you wagging your tail with laughter.
One liner dachshund jokes
- Why do dachshunds love summer? Because they’re true hot dogs.
- What do you call a dachshund magician? A labracadachshund.
- How do dachshunds greet each other? With a long hello.
- Why did the dachshund sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a chili dog.
- What’s a dachshund’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
- Why are dachshunds great storytellers? They can stretch any tale.
Dachshund puns
- My dachshund is so long he’s a real stretch of a friend.
- That wiener dog is bun-believable.
- When my dachshund misbehaves, it’s a real faux paw.
- Our dachshund loves to ketchup on his reading.
- Life with a dachshund is simply pawsome.
- This sausage dog always relishes his walks.
Knock knock dachshund jokes
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Wiener. Wiener who? Wiener you going to give me a treat?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Bun. Bun who? Bun and done, said the dachshund after his meal.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Stretch. Stretch who? Stretch out on the couch with your favorite dachshund.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Relish. Relish who? Relish the time you spend with me, says the wiener dog.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Sausage. Sausage who? Sausage a cute pup you have there.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard up some courage and pet the dachshund.
Dachshund funnies
- Why did the dachshund start a bakery? He kneaded more buns.
- What’s a dachshund’s favorite city? Frankfurt.
- How do dachshunds stay fit? They do long stretches.
- What do you get when you cross a dachshund with a computer? A lot of bytes in a small package.
- Why was the dachshund a great musician? He had perfect pitch.
- What’s a dachshund’s favorite movie? The Longest Yard.
- Why did the wiener dog join the choir? He had a sausage soprano.
- How do dachshunds cool off? They lie in the shade like a bun in a bun warmer.
- Why did the dachshund wear a sweater? To stay frank and toasty.
- What do dachshunds use to surf the web? A hot spot.
- Why are dachshunds bad at hide and seek? They always stick out.
- What did the dachshund say to his owner? I’m just a little frank about my feelings.
Enjoy these dachshund jokes and share them with your fellow sausage dog enthusiasts!