If you love those bat-eared cuties and their goofy snorts, you’ll love these jokes. French Bulldogs have big personalities packed into little bodies, and their antics make for some great punchlines. Grab your Frenchie and get ready to giggle.
One liner french bulldog jokes
- Why did the Frenchie sit on your lap? Because he wanted to be a lap dog in Paris.
- What do you call a French Bulldog that loves croissants? A pastry pup.
- Why was the Frenchie staring at the Eiffel Tower? He thought it was a giant chew toy.
- What’s a French Bulldog’s favorite cheese? Pup-brie.
- How do Frenchies say hello? Bonjour, belly rub please.
- Why did the Frenchie bring a beret to the park? To look paws-itively stylish.
- What’s a French Bulldog’s favorite movie? Beauty and the Beast… mostly the dog.
- Why do Frenchies love rainy days? More excuses to snort on the couch.
- What do you call a Frenchie who sings? A cani-crooner.
- Why did the French Bulldog sit by the bakery? He smelled baguettes and wouldn’t budge.
French bulldog puns
- My Frenchie is quite the connoisseur of bark-cuterie boards.
- That French Bulldog is so cute it’s un-fur-gettable.
- When the Frenchie misbehaves, he’s a real faux paw.
- Our Frenchie’s favorite artist? Vincent Van Dogh.
- Have you heard of the Frenchie magician? He can make treats disapp-ear.
- This French Bulldog loves to paws and reflect.
- French Bulldogs are fur-midable companions.
- Our Frenchie’s favorite dessert is pup-lova.
- Life is simply magnifique with a French Bulldog.
- When the Frenchie naps, he’s a real snore-acle.
Knock knock french bulldog jokes
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Frenchie. Frenchie who? Frenchie your fridge, there’s cheese missing.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Snort. Snort who? Snort a care in the world when you have a Frenchie.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Croissant. Croissant who? Cross aunt, there’s a Frenchie on your lap again.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Beret. Beret who? Beret me under cuddles, says the French Bulldog.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Baguette. Baguette who? Baguette used to the snoring, it’s part of the charm.
Frenchie funnies
- What do you get when a Frenchie writes a blog? A pawsome critique of squeaky toys.
- Why did the French Bulldog join a yoga class? To master downward dog, of course.
- What’s a Frenchie’s favorite vacation spot? The bark of the Seine.
- How do Frenchies keep cool? They sip on pup-errier.
- Why did the Frenchie start a bakery? He kneaded more treats in his life.
Enjoy these French Bulldog jokes and share them with your fellow Frenchie lovers!