Looking for fun and silly knock-knock jokes perfect for preschoolers? These simple joke setups are easy for little ones to remember and always end with a cute punchline. Get ready to hear “knock, knock” over and over as your preschooler shares these giggle-worthy jokes with friends and family.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly. Cow says “moo”! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo boo.
Boo boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey doesn’t fit through this tiny door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Yes, they do! Owls say hoot hoot! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yodel.
Yodel who?
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza really nice kid! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda people can hear me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo hoo.
Boo hoo who?
No need to cry, it’s just a knock-knock joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we love jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, you sure can yodel! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you another joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so I came alone! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be outside in the cold? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door or I’ll melt!
Hope these preschool-friendly knock-knock jokes brought plenty of smiles and giggles. Share them with your little ones and keep the laughter going!