Calling all dads and kids who love to roll their eyes at the silliest puns! Here’s a bunch of clean dad jokes that are actually funny enough to make your little ones giggle. Whether you’re on a road trip or killing time before dinner, these jokes will keep the mood light and fun.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- I would tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.
- How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
- Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
- What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- I told a joke about a roof. Never mind, it’s over your head.
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- Why was the stadium so cool? It was filled with fans.
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
- What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
- Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it.
- How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.
- Why was the math lecture so long? The professor kept going off on a tangent.
- Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
- Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
- What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy.
- How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
Hope these dad jokes made you and the kids smile. Share them around and keep the groan-worthy goodness going!