There’s bad… and then there’s corny — the sacred realm of jokes so dumb, so obvious, so ridiculously wholesome, they somehow become hilarious. These are the jokes that make people groan, roll their eyes, then ask you to repeat it so they can tell someone else.
Whether you’re trying to lighten up a group chat, impress a toddler, or just make your friend sigh into their coffee, these corny jokes are perfect. They’re clean, dumb, and absolutely loaded with cheese.
Let’s get cringe-y.
Corny Animal Jokes
- Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work. - Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To talk to the other side. - What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato. - Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
Because she was a little hoarse. - Why did the duck get a job?
He was tired of just winging it.
Food-Level Corn
- Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing. - What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. - What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold?
Cashews. - Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie. - Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
Because they might crack up.
Pun Intended
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down. - I used to be a baker.
But I couldn’t make enough dough. - Want to hear a joke about construction?
I’m still working on it. - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field. - I used to be a banker,
but I lost interest.
Family-Friendly Cornflakes
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired. - What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator. - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot. - Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
Corn Level: MAXIMUM
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. - Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts. - I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y. - I would tell you a joke about time travel…
but you didn’t like it.
Wrap-Up
Look, we’re not saying these jokes will win awards. But they will win reactions — groans, giggles, side-eyes, maybe even a slow clap. That’s the power of the corny joke. It walks the line between pain and pleasure — and laughs every step of the way.
Keep the good-bad times going at alldayjokes.com — we’ve got more dumb stuff waiting, and it only gets better (or worse, depending on how you look at it).