Top 25 Clean Jokes for Kids That Are Actually Funny

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Finding jokes that make kids laugh without making parents cringe is harder than it should be. But don’t worry — we’ve got you. These clean jokes for kids are silly, simple, and actually funny. No awkward punchlines, no iffy double meanings — just good, goofy humor perfect for bedtime, lunchboxes, or the backseat on long car rides.

Whether you’ve got a little comedian at home or just need something lighthearted to lift the mood, this list of 25 kid-friendly jokes is fun for all ages — and safe for any crowd.

Let’s get giggling.

Animal Jokes That Kids Love

  1. Why did the cow go to space?
    To visit the Milky Way!
  2. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
    A pork chop.
  3. Why are fish so smart?
    Because they live in schools.
  4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.
  5. Why don’t elephants use computers?
    They’re afraid of the mouse!

Food Jokes for Hungry Minds

  1. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
    Nacho cheese!
  2. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    Because it wasn’t peeling well.
  3. What did the cupcake say to the fork?
    You want a piece of me?
  4. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
    It felt crummy.
  5. What kind of key opens a banana?
    A mon-key.

Silly Q&A Jokes

  1. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
    Because she wanted to go to high school.
  2. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
    A thesaurus.
  3. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
  4. What did one wall say to the other wall?
    I’ll meet you at the corner.
  5. What did the traffic light say to the car?
    Don’t look! I’m changing!

Knock-Knock Jokes (Kid-Tested, Parent-Approved)

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  2. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    No silly, cow says moo!
  3. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
  4. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you and I miss you!
  5. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!

Short and Sweet Giggle-Starters

  1. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
    Because she’ll let it go.
  2. What did the zero say to the eight?
    Nice belt!
  3. What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer.
  4. Why did the kid sit on the clock?
    He wanted to be on time.
  5. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
    A palm tree.

Wrapping It Up

Clean jokes don’t have to be boring — they just need the right mix of silly and smart. These kid-friendly jokes are perfect for your next road trip, school lunch, or rainy day at home. Plus, they’re parent-safe — no awkward explanations required.

Want more? Keep browsing alldayjokes.com for more laughs for every age. We’ve got joke lists, puns, knock-knocks, and way more coming soon.