25 Beard and Mustache Puns That Will Tickle Your Whiskers

If you’re the type who spends more time grooming your beard than your hair, this one’s for you. Here are 25 punny jokes about beards and mustaches that’ll tickle your whiskers.

  1. I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
  2. That beard you’ve got is unbeard-lievable.
  3. Don’t whisker your life away worrying about beard puns.
  4. Beard puns are a bit hair-raising, aren’t they?
  5. I tried to grow a beard, but it was a total shave-astrophe.
  6. Life without a beard? That’s a close shave.
  7. I beard you’re looking for some laughs.
  8. A beard in time saves nine… razors.
  9. My mustache decided to take a vacation; it needed a little whisker-away time.
  10. Beard lovers are always ahead of the shave.
  11. Having a beard is a hairy good time.
  12. Beard puns are my mane source of humor.
  13. I’ve been working on my mustache routine; call it upper-lip service.
  14. When the beard joke fails, it’s a whisker risk.
  15. Beard-growing contests always end in a whisker-thin margin.
  16. You think I’m obsessed with my beard? Guilty as charged — beard and beard alike.
  17. Beard grooming is my whisker-crafting hobby.
  18. My beard told me a secret — it’s all about staying a-head.
  19. A bad beard day is still better than a good clean-shaven day.
  20. If you don’t like beard puns, you might need to lighten up your facial hair expectations.
  21. Mustache rides? No thanks, I prefer beard cruising.
  22. Don’t beard the messenger.
  23. Beard enthusiasts are hair to stay.
  24. The best relationships? They’re built on beard trust.
  25. Hope these puns didn’t whisker you away.

Hope these beard and mustache puns gave you a chuckle. Share them with your fellow facial-hair fans!