Beards and mustaches have made a serious comeback in recent years. What was once reserved for lumberjacks and your grandfather is now a full-blown style statement. But along with the grooming products and beard oils comes something even more important: the puns. Because if you are going to spend 20 minutes trimming your facial hair every morning, you deserve some jokes about it.
Whether you rock a full lumberjack beard, a sophisticated handlebar mustache, or something in between, these puns are for you. They are perfect for your next barbershop visit, texting your bearded buddies, or just making your clean-shaven friends roll their eyes.
We have collected 25 of the best beard and mustache puns that will make you laugh, groan, and maybe stroke your chin thoughtfully. If you want even more facial hair humor, check out our massive collection of 150+ mustache jokes that covers everything from clean puns to edgier humor. Now let us get into these whisker-tickling jokes.
What is Inside
Beard Puns
These puns celebrate the full beard in all its glory. Perfect for anyone who has committed to the bearded lifestyle.
- That beard you have got is unbeard-lievable.
- Do not whisker your life away worrying about beard puns.
- Beard puns are a bit hair-raising, are they not?
- I tried to grow a beard, but it was a total shave-astrophe.
- Life without a beard? That is a close shave.
- I beard you are looking for some laughs.
- A beard in time saves nine razors.
- Beard lovers are always ahead of the shave.
- Having a beard is a hairy good time.
- Beard puns are my mane source of humor.
If you love wordplay like this, our corny jokes collection has plenty more groan-worthy puns.
Mustache One-Liners
The mustache deserves its own spotlight. These jokes focus on that distinguished strip of upper-lip hair.
- I mustache you a question, but I will shave it for later.
- My mustache decided to take a vacation. It needed a little whisker-away time.
- I have been working on my mustache routine. Call it upper-lip service.
- When the beard joke fails, it is a whisker risk.
- Mustache rides? No thanks, I prefer beard cruising.
Want more mustache humor? Our complete mustache jokes page has over 150 jokes covering every style from handlebars to chevrons.
Mixed Facial Hair Humor
These puns work for any facial hair style. Share them with the whole crew.
- Beard-growing contests always end in a whisker-thin margin.
- You think I am obsessed with my beard? Guilty as charged, beard and beard alike.
- Beard grooming is my whisker-crafting hobby.
- My beard told me a secret. It is all about staying a-head.
- A bad beard day is still better than a good clean-shaven day.
- If you do not like beard puns, you might need to lighten up your facial hair expectations.
- Do not beard the messenger.
- Beard enthusiasts are hair to stay.
- The best relationships? They are built on beard trust.
- Hope these puns did not whisker you away.
Wrapping Up
Whether you have a beard that would make a Viking jealous or a mustache that belongs in a old-timey photograph, we hope these puns gave you something to smile about. Facial hair humor never gets old, and neither does the satisfaction of making your friends groan with a well-timed pun.
For more laughs, check out our dad jokes collection (because dad jokes and beard jokes have the same energy) or our one-liner jokes for quick hits. And if you really want to dive deep into facial hair comedy, our 150+ mustache jokes page has everything from clean puns to some edgier humor.
Bonus joke: Why did the beard break up with the razor? It was tired of being cut out of the relationship.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are these beard jokes appropriate for work?
Yes! All 25 jokes on this list are clean and office-friendly. They are perfect for sharing with coworkers, using in presentations, or breaking the ice at meetings. No awkward HR conversations required.
Can I use these jokes at a barbershop?
Absolutely. Barbers hear beard jokes all day, but a fresh pun might just earn you some extra attention on that lineup. These jokes are made for barbershop banter.
Do you have jokes for people without beards?
Of course! Check out our jokes for kids, corny jokes, or dad jokes for humor that works for everyone, regardless of facial hair status.
Why are beard puns so popular?
Beard culture has exploded in recent years, and with it comes a whole vocabulary of words that are perfect for puns: whisker, shave, trim, stubble, bristle. The wordplay practically writes itself, and bearded folks love celebrating their lifestyle with humor.
Where can I find more mustache jokes?
Our mustache jokes page has over 150 jokes organized by style. It covers clean jokes, dirty jokes, one-liners, knock-knocks, and more. It is the most comprehensive mustache humor collection on the internet.