30 Labrador Retriever Jokes That Are Too Paw-some

Looking for some laughs about your favorite four-legged friend? Labrador Retrievers are known for their friendly nature, big appetites and wagging tails. These Lab inspired jokes are clean, silly and perfect for sharing with other dog fans.

One liner labrador jokes

  1. Why did the Labrador sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.
  2. What do you call a Labrador that can do magic? A labracadabrador.
  3. What’s a Labrador’s favorite drink? Pupsi.
  4. Why was the Labrador a great musician? He had perfect pitch.
  5. What does a Labrador say when dinner is ready? Bone appetit.

Labrador puns

  1. My Labrador isn’t lazy, he’s just on paws.
  2. This Labrador is barking up the right tree.
  3. Our Labrador’s favorite instrument is the trom bone.
  4. My Lab loves cooking – his specialty is paws ta.
  5. When our Lab took up painting, he became a labra draw dor.

Knock knock labrador jokes

  1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lab. Lab who? Lab me in; it’s chilly outside.
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Paws. Paws who? Paws whatever you’re doing and pet the Lab.
  3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fetch. Fetch who? Fetch me some treats, please.
  4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Woof. Woof who? Woof you please let me on the couch?
  5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tail. Tail who? Tail your friends these Lab jokes are funny.

Enjoy these Labrador jokes and share them with other dog lovers!