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Why don't marshmallows tell secrets around the campfire?
They might get roasted.
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January 31 jokes
January 1 · New Year's DayWhy did the calendar look so nervous on New Year's? Because its days were numbered.
January 2What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
January 3What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum? A meltdown.
January 4What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
January 5Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
January 6What did one snowflake say to the other? You're one of a kind.
January 7Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank.
January 8Why was the snowman digging through the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
January 9What do you call an old, melted snowman? Water.
January 10How do penguins build their houses? Igloo it together.
January 11What do penguins wear on their heads? Ice caps.
January 12Why don't polar bears eat penguins? They can't unwrap them.
January 13What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
January 14What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren.
January 15How do you stay warm in a chilly classroom? Stand in the corner, it's always 90 degrees.
January 16What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.
January 17What did the snowman order at the diner? An ice-burger with extra chill.
January 18What is a snowman's favorite game? Freeze tag.
January 19What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.
January 20Why did the boy keep his trumpet outside in January? He liked cool music.
January 21What is a snowman's favorite dessert? An ice cream sandwich.
January 22What did one snowball say before the race? Let's have a snow-down.
January 23What kind of key doesn't open a single door? A monkey.
January 24What do you call a snowball that loves comedy? A real crack-up.
January 25Why was the math book chilly? Someone left it out in the snow.
January 26What do you call a snowman that won't behave? Abominable.
January 27How do you find a lost snowman? Just follow his tracks.
January 28Which side of a bird has the most feathers in winter? The outside.
January 29What do you call a group of snowmen throwing a party? A snowball.
January 30What is white and floats up instead of down? A very confused snowflake.
January 31What do you say to a snowman at the end of January? See you next flurry.
February 28 jokes
February 1What do you call a pile of cats on a cold February day? A meow-tain.
February 2 · Groundhog DayWhy did the groundhog want the day off? He was tired of the same old shadow.
February 3What did the thermometer say in February? I am a few degrees under the weather.
February 4What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, I'll go on ahead.
February 5How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you.
February 6Why did the boy wear two coats to paint the fence? The can said put on two coats.
February 7What do you call a bear stuck in the rain in February? A drizzly bear.
February 8Why are penguins good drivers? They always go slow on the ice.
February 9What did the big candle say to the little candle in winter? I am going out tonight.
February 10What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
February 11Why did the banana wear a sweater? Because it was a little chilly.
February 12What do you call a dog in winter? A pup-sicle.
February 13Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
February 14 · Valentine's DayWhat did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love you berry much.
February 15What did the stamp say to the Valentine? Stick with me and we will go places.
February 16Why did the two birds get in trouble on Valentine's Day? They were tweethearts.
February 17What did one calculator say to the other? You can count on me.
February 18What do you call two ducks in love? A pair of quackers.
February 19What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
February 20What do squirrels give each other in February? Forget-me-nuts.
February 21What did the light bulb say to its crush? I love you a whole watt.
February 22Why do skunks love Valentine's Day? They are very scent-imental.
February 23What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine's Day? My heart beats for you.
February 24What is a cat's favorite color in February? Purr-ple.
February 25What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
February 26What do you call a very small valentine? A valen-tiny.
February 27What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, and your hand, and your hand?
February 28What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back? Wheee!
March 31 jokes
March 1What kind of shorts do clouds wear in March? Thunderwear.
March 2Why is the wind so good at March? It really blows everyone away.
March 3What did the kite say on a windy day? I am really up for this.
March 4Why did the tree go to the barber in spring? It needed to trim its leaves.
March 5What do you call a rabbit with fleas in spring? Bugs Bunny.
March 6How does the sun listen to music in March? It turns up the rays.
March 7What flower talks the most in spring? Tulips, because they have two lips.
March 8Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? He wanted to grow a power plant.
March 9What did the dirt say to the rain in spring? If you keep this up, my name is mud.
March 10Why are trees so forgiving? Every spring they turn over a new leaf.
March 11How do you know if it is raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle.
March 12Why did the bee get married in spring? Because he found his honey.
March 13What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
March 14How do you know when spring is here? When you can smell the flowers and hear the sneezes.
March 15Why did the raindrop get an award in March? It made a big splash.
March 16Why did the worm come out in spring? It heard the early bird was on vacation.
March 17 · St. Patrick's DayWhat kind of bow can't be tied? A rainbow.
March 18Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they are always a little short.
March 19What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock.
March 20Why do people wear shamrocks and not real rocks on St. Patrick's Day? Real rocks are too heavy.
March 21Why did the leprechaun go outside? To sit on his paddy-o.
March 22What position does a leprechaun play in baseball? Shortstop.
March 23What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home? A lepre-condo.
March 24Why was the little seed so happy in spring? It finally got to grow up.
March 25What did the flower say to the bike? Petal faster.
March 26What is a tornado's favorite game? Twister.
March 27Why did the umbrella get a raise? It really covered for everyone in March.
March 28What did one lightning bolt say to the other? You're shocking.
March 29What did spring say to winter? Make like a tree and leaf.
March 30Why are frogs so happy in spring? They eat whatever bugs them.
March 31What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey there, bud.
April 30 jokes
April 1 · April Fools' DayWhy is everyone so tired on April 1st? They just finished a long March.
April 2What did one April Fool say to the other? You fall for everything.
April 3What monster plays the best April Fools' pranks? Prank-enstein.
April 4What is the best day for monkey business? April 1st.
April 5What do you call a duck that loves April showers? A wise quacker.
April 6Why do we never tell secrets in a garden? The potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
April 7What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
April 8How does a raincloud tie its shoes? With a rainbow.
April 9What do you call two rainy days in a row? A weekend.
April 10Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
April 11What did the evaporating raindrop say? I'm going up in the world.
April 12What do you call a worm with no teeth? A gummy worm.
April 13What do you call an alligator in a rain jacket? An investi-gator.
April 14What do you call a bunny with a great sense of humor? A funny bunny.
April 15Why was the Easter egg hiding? It was a little chicken.
April 16How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Lots of egg-ercise.
April 17What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A comedi-hare.
April 18Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.
April 19How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail.
April 20What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip-hop.
April 21What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hare-line.
April 22 · Earth DayWhat did the tree say to Earth on Earth Day? I am rooting for you.
April 23What did the roof say to the rain? Water you doing up there!
April 24What do flowers study in school? STEM.
April 25What is a cloud's favorite drink? Mountain Dew.
April 26What kind of shoes do plastic bottles wear after recycling? Re-boots.
April 27When does it rain money? When there is change in the weather.
April 28Why do trees hate tests in April? They get stumped.
April 29Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.
April 30What is a frog's favorite spring drink? Croak-a-cola.
May 31 jokes
May 1What did the bee say when it got home in May? Honey, I'm home.
May 2Why did the flower get in trouble at school? It could not stop bud-ding into conversations.
May 3What do bees say on a hot day? Swarm in here.
May 4How do bees get to school? On the school buzz.
May 5What do you call a bug that can't sit still? A jitter-bug.
May 6How does a caterpillar swim? The butterfly stroke. It's practicing.
May 7Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? It was a moth ball.
May 8Why did the gardener quit? His celery was not high enough.
May 9What is a flower's favorite kind of pickle? A daffo-dill.
May 10What is small, red, and whispers? A hoarse radish.
May 11What did the mama broom say to the baby broom? It is time to go to sweep.
May 12Why do moms make the best math teachers? They always know how to multiply the snacks.
May 13What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?
May 14Why is a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard.
May 15What kind of flowers do you never give on Mother's Day? Cauliflowers.
May 16Why are ants never sick? They have little anty-bodies.
May 17Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor? It was feeling jumpy.
May 18How do fireflies start a race? Ready, set, glow.
May 19What is a bug's favorite sport in May? Cricket.
May 20Why did the bee go to the doctor? It had hives.
May 21What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.
May 22Why was the ladybug so popular? She had spots in all the right places.
May 23What did one bee say to the nosy bee? Mind your own bees-ness.
May 24Why did the flower stop growing? It ran out of stem-ina.
May 25What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a bee? A honey bunny.
May 26Why do worms hate spring cleaning? They keep getting swept away.
May 27What is a bee's favorite haircut? A buzz cut.
May 28Why did the seed bring a suitcase in May? It was ready to grow places.
May 29Why did the gardener plant his money? He wanted rich soil.
May 30What do spiders do on the internet? They make websites.
May 31Why are trees so relaxed in May? Every day is a re-leaf.
June 30 jokes
June 1Why is the ocean always so friendly in June? It waves at everyone.
June 2What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.
June 3Why did the kid bring a ladder to the pool? He heard the high dive was calling.
June 4What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
June 5How do you make a tissue dance in the summer? Put a little boogie in it.
June 6What did the sun say on the first hot day? I am really burning up out here.
June 7Why did the strawberry cry in June? It was in a jam about summer plans.
June 8What is a shark's favorite summer sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish.
June 9Why do bananas wear sunscreen? So they do not peel.
June 10What do you call a wave that is too small? A micro-wave.
June 11What is a dad's favorite kind of music on Father's Day? Pop.
June 12What did the dad tomato say to the kid tomato on a walk? Ketchup.
June 13What do you call a dad who fell through the ice? A pop-sicle.
June 14Why are dads great at summer? They grill under pressure.
June 15What do you call a dad who tells too many jokes in June? A pun-isher.
June 16What do you call a lazy kangaroo in summer? A pouch potato.
June 17Why did the sandcastle need a lifeguard? It kept getting washed up.
June 18What did the popsicle say on a hot day? Stay cool, this could get sticky.
June 19Why did the boy jump in the lake? He wanted to test the waters.
June 20What is a frog's favorite summer drink? Lemon and lime, hold the fly.
June 21How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea-saw.
June 22What did the lifeguard say to the wave? You need to calm down.
June 23Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
June 24Why do fish always know how much they weigh? They have their own scales.
June 25Why did the crab never share its beach toys? It was a little shellfish.
June 26What is the best day to go to the pool? Sunday.
June 27How do jellyfish get around in June? They go with the flow.
June 28How does the sun get its hair cut? Eclipse it.
June 29What holds the sun up in the sky? Sunbeams.
June 30Why was the beach ball always invited? It really knew how to bounce around.
July 31 jokes
July 1What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
July 2Why did the hot dog win the race at the cookout? Because it was on a roll.
July 3Where do fish keep their money in the summer? In the riverbank.
July 4 · Independence DayWhy did the firework go to school? To get a little brighter before the big show.
July 5Why did the ice cream cone bring a jacket? In case it had a meltdown.
July 6What did one flag say to the other on the Fourth? Nothing, it just waved.
July 7Why are fireworks like a good joke? They both start with a spark and end with a bang.
July 8Why did the duck say bang? Because it was a fire-quacker.
July 9How does the sun say hello in July? With a heat wave.
July 10What do you call a sunburned patriot? Well done.
July 11Why did the grill get an award? It was smokin' at its job.
July 12What did the burger name its kid? Patty.
July 13Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
July 14What do sharks eat at barbecues? Fish and ships.
July 15Why did the corn get an award at the barbecue? It was simply a-maize-ing.
July 16What did the lemonade say on a hot day? Stay cool and stir things up.
July 17Why did the beach blush? Because the sea weed.
July 18Why are fish so smart? They live in schools.
July 19What do you call two ants that run away to get married? Ant-elopers.
July 20Why did the sandwich go to the beach? It wanted to be a little more well-bread.
July 21What fruit do twins love? Pears.
July 22How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
July 23Where does seaweed look for a job? In the kelp-wanted ads.
July 24Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
July 25What did the sun say to the moon in July? You look a little pale, get some rays.
July 26Why did the kid put ice cream on his book report? He wanted a cool story.
July 27What do you call a dog on the beach in summer? A hot dog looking for shade.
July 28Why are mosquitoes such bad guests in July? They are always biting the hand that feeds them.
July 29Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
July 30Why did the swimmer bring a pencil to the pool? To draw a bath.
July 31What did the firecracker say to its kid? Have a blast, but be home by dark.
August 31 jokes
August 1Why is the beach always calm in August? It has all its sand together.
August 2What did the ocean say at the end of summer? Sea you later.
August 3What did the shark say when it met the surfer? Nice to eat you.
August 4What detergent do surfers use? Tide.
August 5Why do sharks make poor librarians? They keep checking out the fish.
August 6What kind of dog loves baths? A shampoo-dle.
August 7Why did the tomato blush in August? Because it saw the salad getting dressed.
August 8What do you call a fake noodle at a summer picnic? An impasta.
August 9Why did the watermelon go to the party? Because it was one in a melon.
August 10Why did the beach ball quit the team? It was tired of getting kicked around.
August 11What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade? A sourpuss.
August 12What do bees do when it gets too hot? They take off their yellow jackets.
August 13Where do ants go on vacation? Frants.
August 14What did the sunflower say after telling a joke? I was just pollen your leg.
August 15What is a frog's favorite August snack? A hopsicle.
August 16Why do campfires hate being interrupted? They always get put out.
August 17What is a s'more's favorite school subject? Graham-mar.
August 18What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
August 19Why don't marshmallows tell secrets around the campfire? They might get roasted.
August 20Why was the sandcastle so proud? It really held itself together all summer.
August 21What do you call a cat that loves the beach? A sandy-paws.
August 22Why did the pool break up with the diving board? It felt too much pressure.
August 23How does a lemon ask for a hug? It says give me a squeeze.
August 24What did the grape do when it got stepped on at the picnic? It let out a little wine.
August 25Why did the corn stalk get a promotion? It was a really good ear-ner.
August 26Why is the sun so smart? It has over 5,000 degrees.
August 27Why did the boy bring a watch to the beach? He wanted to watch the waves.
August 28How does a crab call its friends? On its shell phone.
August 29Why did the towel lay by the pool all day? It liked to just hang out and dry.
August 30What did August say to September? Take it from here, I am beat.
August 31Why did the ice cream truck break down? There was a rocky road.
September 30 jokes
September 1Why was the math book sad on the first day of school? It had too many problems.
September 2What is a teacher's favorite nation? Expla-nation.
September 3Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
September 4What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
September 5Why did the kid do homework on an airplane? He wanted a higher education.
September 6What is a pencil's favorite subject? Writing, it really gets the point.
September 7Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright.
September 8What building has the most stories? The library.
September 9Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept.
September 10What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on.
September 11Why did the clock get in trouble at school? It kept tocking too much.
September 12What is the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
September 13Why did the crayon get detention? It would not stay inside the lines.
September 14What do you call a fish that teaches? A school-teacher.
September 15What school supply is always tired? A knapsack.
September 16What is a snake's favorite school subject? Hiss-tory.
September 17Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school.
September 18What is a tree's least favorite month? Sep-timber!
September 19Why do leaves never get lonely in September? They always fall together.
September 20What did one autumn leaf say to the other? I am falling for you.
September 21Why did the apple stop rolling in September? It ran out of juice.
September 22What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Straw-berries.
September 23Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
September 24What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
September 25Why did the student bring a bell to class? To ring in the new school year.
September 26What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi.
September 27Why did the apple go to school? To get to the core of things.
September 28What do you call a sleepy student on the bus? A snooze cruiser.
September 29Why was the computer late to school? It had a hard drive.
September 30What did the tree say on the first day of fall? Time to leaf it all behind.
October 31 jokes
October 1Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? They have nobody to go with.
October 2What do you call a pumpkin that works out? A jack-o-lantern with abs of gourd.
October 3Why did the leaf go to the doctor in October? It was feeling a little green.
October 4What is a ghost's favorite dessert? I scream.
October 5Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them.
October 6What do you call a witch at the beach in October? A sand-witch.
October 7Why did the scarecrow skip dessert? It was already stuffed.
October 8What kind of music do mummies love? Wrap music.
October 9Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock.
October 10What do you call a skeleton who won't do chores? Lazy bones.
October 11Why don't mummies take vacations? They are afraid to unwind.
October 12What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
October 13How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
October 14What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-etti.
October 15Why did the candy corn go to school? To become a smartie.
October 16What is a monster's favorite recess game? Hide and shriek.
October 17Why did the witch's broom miss school? It flew off the handle.
October 18What do you call a cold, spooky wind? A brrr-eeze.
October 19Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cords are too short.
October 20What is a ghost's favorite ride at the fair? The scary-go-round.
October 21What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
October 22Why are spiders so smart? They learn everything on the web.
October 23What did the pile of leaves say to the rake? Leaf me alone.
October 24Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
October 25What do you call a fashionable pumpkin? Gourd-geous.
October 26Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? For the spare ribs.
October 27What is a bat's favorite school subject? Flying, it is a real high point.
October 28Why did the ghost join the band? It had a lot of spirit.
October 29What do owls say on Halloween? Trick or hoot.
October 30Why did the black cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse.
October 31 · HalloweenWhat did one jack-o-lantern say to the other on Halloween night? Cut it out, you look great.
November 30 jokes
November 1What happens when winter arrives early? Autumn leaves.
November 2Why did the leaf pile take a nap? It was all raked out.
November 3What is a turkey's least favorite month? You already know.
November 4What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to at Thanksgiving? Plymouth Rock.
November 5Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it was not chicken.
November 6What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
November 7Why did the cranberries turn red at Thanksgiving? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
November 8What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
November 9Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carats.
November 10What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.
November 11 · Veterans DayWhy did the soldier salute the refrigerator? Because it was a General Electric.
November 12What did one autumn tree say to the other? I am board of holding these leaves.
November 13Why did the gravy boat get a ticket? It was speeding down the mashed potatoes.
November 14How do scarecrows drink? With a straw.
November 15Why did the turkey join the band? It already had the drumsticks.
November 16What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry.
November 17What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing wing.
November 18What is the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
November 19What is the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key.
November 20Why did the farmer separate the turkey and the chicken? He sensed fowl play.
November 21What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
November 22What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.
November 23What did the plate say at Thanksgiving? Lunch is on me, and dinner, and leftovers.
November 24What is the cutest season? Awwtumn.
November 25What is a football player's favorite Thanksgiving food? A quarter-pounder with extra yards.
November 26Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
November 27What did the fork say to the Thanksgiving turkey? Nice to meat you.
November 28What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter G.
November 29What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.
November 30What month is the shortest? May. It only has three letters.
December 31 jokes
December 1What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments.
December 2Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him.
December 3What is Santa's favorite kind of music? Wrap music.
December 4What do you call an elf who sings off-key? A wrapper.
December 5Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? He had low elf-esteem.
December 6What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
December 7What do snowmen do on the weekend? Just chill.
December 8Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to spruce up.
December 9What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills.
December 10How does a snowman lose weight in December? He waits for a warm day.
December 11What is a snowman's favorite drink? Iced tea.
December 12Why is it cold at Christmas? Because it is in Decem-brr.
December 13What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? The abdominal snowman.
December 14What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill.
December 15Why did Santa study astronomy? So he could travel from star to star.
December 16What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
December 17Why was the little candy cane sad? All its friends were in a twist.
December 18How do Christmas trees get online? They just log in.
December 19What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws.
December 20What is Santa's favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree.
December 21Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash for the holidays.
December 22What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? Rude-olph.
December 23Why do Christmas trees like the past? Because the present is beneath them.
December 24 · Christmas EveWhat kind of photos do elves take? Elf-ies.
December 25 · Christmas DayHow does a snowman get around town in winter? He rides an icicle built for two.
December 26What did one ornament say to the other? I feel like we are just hanging around.
December 27Why did the turkey skip Christmas dinner? It was still stuffed from November.
December 28What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow.
December 29What do you call a snowman that tells jokes on New Year's Eve? A real ice-breaker.
December 30What did the little firework say to its parents on New Year's Eve? I want to stay up and go off at midnight.
December 31 · New Year's EveWhat did the balloon say on New Year's Eve? I am ready to have a blast.
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