A snowman thinks he knows every answer. A scarf is running late. These winter jokes use snowy characters and familiar cold-weather things.
The jokes do not depend on Christmas, so they also fit a January snow day or a quick break after coming in from the cold.
Two jokes to start with
Try one now, then choose another from the sections.
- 1.What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy. - 2.What do coat buttons do in a crisis?
Hold it together.
Snowman jokes
- 1.What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy. - 2.What does a snowman put on a birthday cake?
Icing. - 3.What do you call a snowman who knows every answer?
A snow-it-all.
Snow-it-all sounds like know-it-all.
Coats, scarves and boots
- 4.What do coat buttons do in a crisis?
Hold it together. - 5.Why was the scarf late?
It got tied up. - 6.Why did the winter boot see a doctor?
It had a sore sole. - 7.Why are mittens useful teammates?
They are handy.
Tied up means delayed as well as fastened in a knot.
Snow days and cocoa
- 8.Why did the ice skate win the race?
It had an edge. - 9.Why did the snow shovel stay for the comedy show?
It dug the jokes. - 10.What kind of cup cannot hold cocoa?
A hiccup.
A skate has a blade edge, while having an edge can also mean having an advantage.
More jokes to try next
Before you go
Choose a favorite, let someone guess, and keep the answer short.
Questions people ask
Are these winter jokes also Christmas jokes?
They focus on snowmen, winter clothes and cocoa, without Santa or Christmas presents.
Which joke is an easy guessing question?
Ask which cup cannot hold cocoa, then give everyone a moment before revealing hiccup.
Can I use one for a classroom break?
Yes. The scarf and snow-it-all jokes have short answers. Explain an unfamiliar expression if someone asks.
