If you’re the type who spends more time grooming your beard than your hair, this one’s for you. Here are 25 punny jokes about beards and mustaches that’ll tickle your whiskers.
- I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
- That beard you’ve got is unbeard-lievable.
- Don’t whisker your life away worrying about beard puns.
- Beard puns are a bit hair-raising, aren’t they?
- I tried to grow a beard, but it was a total shave-astrophe.
- Life without a beard? That’s a close shave.
- I beard you’re looking for some laughs.
- A beard in time saves nine… razors.
- My mustache decided to take a vacation; it needed a little whisker-away time.
- Beard lovers are always ahead of the shave.
- Having a beard is a hairy good time.
- Beard puns are my mane source of humor.
- I’ve been working on my mustache routine; call it upper-lip service.
- When the beard joke fails, it’s a whisker risk.
- Beard-growing contests always end in a whisker-thin margin.
- You think I’m obsessed with my beard? Guilty as charged — beard and beard alike.
- Beard grooming is my whisker-crafting hobby.
- My beard told me a secret — it’s all about staying a-head.
- A bad beard day is still better than a good clean-shaven day.
- If you don’t like beard puns, you might need to lighten up your facial hair expectations.
- Mustache rides? No thanks, I prefer beard cruising.
- Don’t beard the messenger.
- Beard enthusiasts are hair to stay.
- The best relationships? They’re built on beard trust.
- Hope these puns didn’t whisker you away.
Hope these beard and mustache puns gave you a chuckle. Share them with your fellow facial-hair fans!